Inflatable Wife

The Inflatable Wife .... your low maintenance partner for a stress free and easy life!

Put an end to the nagging, the moods and the emotional outbursts - the Inflatable Wife is the perfect companion for any man. She’s quiet, obedient and can sit through an entire football match!

So why would you need an Inflatable Wife?

• The toilet seat is always up
• She won't crash your car
• Spends no money
• Wastes no time
• Totally faithfull
• Totally silent
• Never stops you going to the pub
• Does not complain about football
• Floats on water