50 Million Pound Loo Roll

If the recession has hit your pocket and you’re angry with certain greedy bankers, you can now show your displeasure in an appropriate way with this £50million pound note toilet paper.

Featuring one of the key figures in the UK’s financial meltdown, wiping your bottom on this specially created custom toilet paper lets you show your true feelings about the state of the economy and the bankers that still don’t seem to feel any shame for what they’ve done!

So to avoid the annual farce of looking for that great gift idea for men, get home something soft strong and very long

Although this isn’t legal tender, we hope that in addition to soiling the face of one of the Credit Crunch’s main UK players, it’ll make you feel like you’re wealthy enough to flush money down the loo - just like the politicians and financiers did!